Alley Dukes

This is acolaboration of Caio (reader of this blog) Thx a lot dude

ALLEY DUKES #Montreal, Quebec -Canada#

Genre: Rockabilly/Pornobilly


"If this ain't rockabilly...you can suck my balls!"

Band Members :DANNY DUKE: vocals and guitar, ZAK DUKE: amplified guitar, MO "Barely Legal" DUKE: upright bass, BUCK DUKE: drums
Influences : Benny Joy, Joe Hill, Benny Hill, Hasil Adkins, the Atkins Diet, Al Ferrier, Charlie Feathers, chicken feathers, Roc LaRue, Johnny Powers, Austin Powers, Poison, Ronnie Self, ourselves, Ronnie Milsap, the Misfits, Bloodshot Bill, Bon Jovi, Joe Clay, the Phantom, Link Wray, Art Linkletter, Gene Maltais, Gene Simmons, Richard Simmons, Ray Condo, condos, condors, Vulgar Deli, Joe Maphis, Iron Maiden, Iron Chef, W.C. Fields, Venom, Sleepy LaBeef, beef, boobies, LOTS OF BEER, porn, and especially our spiritual leader...
Sounds Like : four drunken rednecks

Screwed, lawd and tattooes Redneck Rockabilly 4-piece from Canada with decadent tales of drunken debauchery, perverse sex, venereal diseases, and loose morals! Totally rockin' sounds - but not for the easily offended




Alley Dukes - Northern Rednecks -2005
1. Alley Dukes - slippin' & slidin' (in you) (1:39)
2. Alley Dukes - johnny d (2:28)
3. Alley Dukes - drinkin' my life away (2:32)
4. Alley Dukes - (ain't just) a way out (3:20)
5. Alley Dukes - goodbye train (2:36)
6. Alley Dukes - your sister (2:33)
7. Alley Dukes - change my way (2:12)
8. Alley Dukes - she gave me an itch (2:19)
9. Alley Dukes - chockin' the chicken (1:47)
10. Alley Dukes - black magic (2:16)
11. Alley Dukes - look somewhere else (3:00)
12. Alley Dukes - endless road (3:27)
13. Alley Dukes - no more hot dogs (8:56)
Alley Dukes - Northern Rednecks

http://www.freewebs.com/alleydukes
http://www.myspace.com/thealleydukes

DRI "Dealing With It!"

The ever so classic DRI...one of the great crossover bands. If you are unaware, I would definately recommend giving them a listen for some they were the ultimate, and others maybe not so much. No matter what they were definitely worth a listen as I'm sure most of you are aware. Go on and take a listen to a time when bands actually played their instruments without protools.

Noise that matters.

File under: Classic 80's Californian Hardcore Sounds From The Pit


DRI - Mediafire

**OR**

DRI - Megaupload

Small Town Pimps

SMALL TOWN PIMPS #Red Light District, Sweden#

Genre: Psychobilly/Punkabilly

"Small Town Pimps (the original)"

Band Members : Kinky Pimp/Guitar & Lead Vocals Sexy Pimp/Contrabass Turbo Pimp/Drumstuff

Here they are: The most fabulous, fantastic, dangerous, greatest and the nicest trio of rock«n«roll guys you ever will meet.

Small town Pimps started (as a musical trio) about 1995. Their original pimpbusiness goes way back in the 50«s. Bangin away old covers of Vincent, Cochran, Batmobile and the rest of the traditional rockabillystuff in their first line-up: T. Palin on guitar, M Wistršm on a big bass with 2 holes on the front, M Frank on drums. About a year later H Jonsson joined in. The pimps first album was released on Crazy Love Records 1997 entitled "Pimplyfied" and contained original material about zombies, babes and billy. In 1998 Small Town Pimps became a trio again; H Jonsson Guitars & almost vocals,M Wiström bass and M Frank on drums.

During the past years they«ve travelled around and played a lot of fantastic gigs on festivals, carclubs, parties, pubs, clubs mainly in Sweden but also in europe (Spain, Germany, Norway, Denmark, Finland). A concert with the pimps is never boring, never sad, never slow. During the spring in 1999 a new record was released "For a few hookers more" on the same great german label. The reviews were more than great. Their latest album has been released on the well known german label: Knock-Out records. The CD/vinyl is titled "B-I-N-G-O!"". Their best rockin stuff ever, so go and check it out. (2003 the Funny Pimp took farewell and STP welcomed Rookie Pimp on drums). In 2004 STP recorded they long awaited 4th album "Sexpaty IV" which is soon to be released. A great sounding record we've heard. :)

Along with the new album "sexparty 4" there's also a "best of" album to be released: "Red Light Classics" containing tracks from the old records and a few unreleased tracks! Both of the albums released on Fast & Angry RECORDS. Enjoy!

Dont do drugs, do music

Small Town Pimps - Sexparty 4 -2007
1. Zombie Rock
2. Ron Jeremy
3. Backyard Love
4. Hot Roddin
5. Bye Baby
6. Leaving My Bitch
7. The King Ain’t Dead
8. Pimplyfied
9. Right Behind You Baby
10. Horny Bop
11. Alligator Jump
12. Fat & Lazy
13. High Speed Rumble
14. Ron Jeremy (Karaokeversion)
Small_Town_Pimps_-_Sexparty_4_-2007.part1.rar
Small_Town_Pimps_-_Sexparty_4_-2007.part2.rar
http://www.smalltownpimps.com/
http://www.myspace.com/smalltownpimpssweden


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Tis That Season

To be jolly, fa la la la la la la la laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. Welp, I've got a few seconds here at the house, no family, no friends, no obligations, no phone calls, no nothing just me and this computer so I'ma post a few gems from this past holiday season.

Starting with the SLICK RICK SCION EVENT that went down Dec. 18th. That seems so long ago. Anyway right after this show I had to hightail it back to Austin, so I haven't been at a computer with Photoshop since then and have been embarrassed that I really didn't take a lot of photos on this particular night, and real talk, it was one of the best shows I hath ever been a part of. Slick Rick with the Rhythm Root All Stars? Shiiiiiiiiiiit.....


Once again I ddin't make it to the stage to get any real shots, but you get the idea here. It was packed and off the chain.




Willie D, Rico and Bun B. Yes my friends, Bun B was in the house. What a man. So good to see him out and about. I'm still messed up about Pimp C's passing, I can't imagine how he feels.

Hey, I was just wondering, is anyone investigating this shit or is it just another rapper death? Theres so many things that I want to ask/say right now, but I just can't. I wish somebody would.


DEZ! Dez designed a new bottle for Mountain Dew! Look for the unveiling in February!


Crystal Lee, Dez and Witnes






Katina and KAM! Kam is the #1 promoter in Houston.


And of course, STACY!


KPFT KREW IN FOOL EFFECT! DJ Sun, Zin and Cara!

Anyway like I said, directly after that event I headed back to work in Austin then had Christmas part 2 and 3 and then back to Houston for part 4 and tomorrow we go to Erie, PA for part 5. If any of my hometown (or Buffalo) peeps read this thing, hit me up at my moms. We will crack some Yuenglings and reminisce and such.


No this isn't a hipster party for dwarfs, it's Elena and Eva with their cousin Layla at Oma's Haus.


And this is here at home. Those stockings took two lifetimes and four hands to make.


THESE DOLLS CAN GO IN THE WATER! DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS???


Real partiers Crystal Lee, Heather B, Matt D and WifeSoReal


And what Christmas party would be complete without Grandpa Chill asleep in his cap for a long winters nap...

I hope to see you before 2008, then it's off to AustinSurreal, so get ready ready.

No Mercy "Widespread Bloodshed - Love Runs Red"

Killer Venice crossover album, to my knowledge it wasn't ever released on CD and available to the masses. Also includes tracks off "Welcome to Venice" compilation and the Suicidal Tendencies crew doing "Master of No Mercy".


Tracklist:

1) Evil
2) Crazy But Proud
3) Master Of No Mercy
4) Day Of The Damned
5) Controlled By Hate
6) No Mercy (off "Welcome To Venice" comp.)
7) I'm Your Nightmare
8) War Machine (off "Welcome To Venice" comp.)
9) Widespread Bloodshed - Love Runs Red
10) My Own Way Of Life
11) Waking The Dead
12) No Mercy
13) War Machine
14) Master Of No Mercy (by Suicidal Tendencies)



No Mercy - Mediafire

**OR**

No Mercy - Megaupload

CHRISTMAS RAPPING PART AWESOME (and Reggae)

It's like this and like this and like that y'all


It really is!


You think I'm lying?


You didn't want to listen.


But I was right.


But Forget About It.












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Christmas Rappin' and Thangs

Kurtis Blow - Christmas Rappin'

Live on Tops of the Pops!? You can't ask for much more than this.

- VERSUS -

The Waitresses - Christmas Wrapping

My dad says he remembers seeing them perform this on Saturday Night Live but I can't seem to find that footage. If anyone has it I'd love to see it.

Remember when Linus was talking about the commercialization of Christmas?

I only really buy tea at Tesco.

Emmett Otter's Jugband Christmas Bloopers and Outtakes

This is one of the greatest things ever to be shown on a TV. I mean the original, not this. Get the DVD.

This a real jam right here...

Real Talk!

Real rock from the rock...


I don't know this kid but I fully endorse this video.


RIP TO THE KING!

What a year this hath been.

This a real video right here


This may or may not be


This my jam


More coming thusly.

Rare Exports Inc.2 - Safety Instructions

Tal y como os prometí ayer, aquí teneis la 2ª parte de este magnífico corto que es Rare Exports Inc.

RARE EXPORTS INC. 2
Safety instructions
Finland (2005)


Director: Jalmari Helander
Cast: Otso Tarkela, Tommi Korpela, Jorma Tommila, Tazu Ovaska
Language: English
Subtitles: Yes (Spanish)

Sinopsis: El negocio de las exportaciones raras y codiciadas a veces tiene terribles resultados.

Secuela del cortometraje "Rare Exports Inc." dirigido por el finlandés Jalmari Helander. Interpretado por Otso Tarkela, Tommi Korpela, Jorma Tommila, Tazu Ovaska, Otto, Niko Saarela, Petri Manninen, Kari Miettinen, Kimmo Tolvanen y Aimo Lehtonen. Se estrenó en el Festival Internacional de Cine de Helsinki en septiembre de 2005, y desde entonces ha sido adquirido por varios festivales y canales de televisión de todo el mundo.

In this sequel to 'Rare Exports Inc' we are shown the horrendous results of abusing Father Christmas.

eMule
Short: Rare Exports Inc 2 - Safety Instructions (Jalmari Helander) [Corto Cine][VO].avi
Subtítulos: Rare Exports Inc 2 - Safety Instructions (Jalmari Helander) [Corto Cine][Subtitulos Español][by zzzpariszzz].srt
Direct Download : Rare_Exports_Inc_2_-_Safety_Instructions__Jalmari_Helander____Spanish_Subs.rar

http://www.woodpeckerfilm.fi/rareexports/

Rare Exports Inc.

Hace unos días me baje desde los foros de miniFILMS ,via eMule, este corto; lo ví anoche y me quedé cón muy buen sabor de boca... y más aún teniendo en cuenta las fechas en las que estamos, abajo del todo os dejo los enlaces para que podais descargarlo vía eMule o por Rapidshare

RARE EXPORTS INC.
Finland (2003)


Director: Jalmari Helander
Cast: Otso Tarkela, Tommi Korpela, Jorma Tommila & Tazu Ovaska
Language: English
Subtitles: Yes (Spanish)

Sinopsis: Una peculiar empresa se dedica a hacer exportaciones raras. Se acerca Navidad y sin ellos no sería posible llevar la magia navideña a todos los hogares.

Dirigido por el finlandés Jalmari Helander. Interpretado por Otso Tarkela, Tommi Korpela, Jorma Tommila y Tazu Ovaska. "Rare Exports Inc." (2003), originalmente concebida como regalo de final de temporada para los clientes de Woodpecker Film, ha ganado los premios del jurado y del público al mejor cortometraje en la XVI Semana de Cine Fantástico y de Terror de San Sebastián. Nominado al premio Méliès de oro al mejor cortometraje fantástico europeo.

"Meet a set of hunters. The best in their trade. As they learned from their fathers and their fathers before them, they track down and domesticate a very special prey."
2006 Méliès d'Or :
Nominee for the Best European Fantastic Short Film
2005 San Sebastian Horror Film Festival :
Best Short Film - Audience Award
Best Short Film - Jury Award

Mañana pondré la 2ª parte , Tomorrow will up the 2nd part

eMule:
Corto: Rare Exports Inc (Jalmari Helander) [Corto Cine][VO].avi
Subtítulos: Rare Exports Inc (Jalmari Helander) [Corto Cine][Subtitulos Español][by zzzpariszzz].srt
Direct Download : Rare_Exports_Inc__V.O. + Spanish_Subs_.rar


http://www.woodpeckerfilm.fi/rareexports/

Hellsonics

HELLSONICS #Antwerp, Belgium#

Genre: Psychobilly


DANCE WITH THE DEVIL "



Band Members : Killie D. (Vocals), Mean (Drums), Brain Detzer (Guitar) and JC (Bass)
Influences : ...The Devil
Sounds Like : El sonido del diablo

The legendary Lemmy Kilmister once said about Motörhead: ‘Even if you hate us, we’re still unique.’ The same goes for Hellsonics, because their crossbreed of punk, metal and psychobilly stands alone. To prove the point, just let ‘Demon Queen’ blast through all the watts you got. The purist nitpickers back off in disbelief to their old ways, while reckless fanatics praise this record as a bold dose of unorthodox rock & roll. The four Hellsonics used to slam in the Antwerp hardcore/metal scene, before they joined forces in 2002 to start a totally different unit. An exploring alliance, embracing all their individual styles. Upright bass player Johnny Crash slaps the psycho vibe in, deep and creeping as well as on dragster speed. Mean Krapula is a rhythmic sadist to his drums, tight like a headbanger on a sledgehammer groove. Brain Detzer’s guitar has a punk attitude from the doomdays of Discharge, but can also aim reverb on a wave of Danzig. Singer Killie D. was on the airwaves during her ten year run as host of Shock Report, the hardest radio show in Belgium at the time. She’s been vibrant in live bands since 1989, yet with the rise of Hellsonics her haunting voice reaches beyond former boundaries. Moreover a mesmerizing frontwoman glorifying a wicked charm, luring many drifters to the scorching sound of Hellsonics. Or as they say in Flemish: ‘The original sonido del diablo.’ Universally speaking that means ‘Demon Queen’ provokes good music for sinners. Good is the new evil!





Hellsonics - Demon Queen -2006 [mp3 192kbps Inc. Covers]
- U-Turn - Road Junkies - I surrender - These Boots - Demon Queen - Valley Town - Down the Hill 1 - Sleep With Demons - Hey Man - Adrenaline - Shout - Blood Red Eyes - Down The Hill 2
Hellsonics_-_Demon_Queen_-2006.rar

http://www.hellsonics.com/
http://www.myspace.com/hellsonics

The Kings Of Nuthin'

UPDATED, some links now have better quality and all files are complete (not missed songs) and not passwords

THE KINGS OF NUTHIN'
#Boston, Massachusetts -United States#

Genre: Punk-a-Billy



Band Members:
Torr Skoog-vocals
Zack Brines-piano
Liam Crill-drums
Necro-washboard
Trafton Waldrio-guitar
Thomas Lorioux-upright bass
Hayden Cummings-sax

Influences : booze, coffee, frantic 50's R&B, 70's punk
Sounds Like : Little Richard huffs with the Ramones and puts his 45s on 78.

About The Kings Of Nuthin' :
We started playing in the late 90's in a leaky warehouse using whatever equipment we could dumpster or steal and whoever we could lure in with a coupla beers. I think our only real goal was to get some beers by being obnoxious at punk and rockabilly shows since that was pretty much what we were doing before we were a band. We wanted to play traditional rythym and blues but this is what came out. We now have three records and two 7 inches and have played a lot of clubs, bars, car shows, squats, tatoo conventions, parties, VFW halls, and leaky ships in the US, Gemany, England, Spain, Italy (sorry guys), Switzerland, Sweden, Norway, Denmark, France, Holland, Czech Republic, and Poland. We've got both US and European dates this summer, so we're probably playing somewhere near you, check back here for updates.


Eight proud Boston street hoodlums equipped with the instrumentation of a full piece rhythm & blues band from the fifties: upright bass, horns, piano, guitar, vocals and even a washboard player. A unique psychobilly band indeed.





The Kings Of Nuthin' - Punk Rock Rhythm & Blues -2005 (aka Over The Counter Culture -2006)
1 Over The Counter Culture
2 If I Were You
3 For You
4 Banned From The Pubs
5 Only Time
6 Quick Fix
7 Women And Cadillacs
8 Nation On Fire
9 Here We Are Nowhere
10 Judge Nor Jury
11 No Brains
12 Tore Up
13 You Don't Think
14 I Smell A Rat

Direct Download: The_Kings_Of_Nuthin__-_Punk_Rock_Rhythm_n_Blues_-2005.rar
ed2k Link: The Kings Of Nuthin' - Punk Rock Rhythm'n'Blues -2005.rar




The Kings Of Nuthin' - Fight Songs...For Fuck-Ups -2002
1 Intro/New Thing Nuthin'
2 Shit Out Of Luck
3 Waitin' To Leave
4 Nuthin' To Lose
5 Where Do We Go?
6 The Kids Will Have No Say
7 La Chupacabra
8 Drive All Night
9 Iron Out The Irony
10 Callin' To Let You Know
11 All I've Lost
12 Nailhead
13 Another Year
14 11 to 3
15 Fight Song For Fuck-Ups

Direct Download: The_Kings_Of_Nuthin__-_Fight_Songs...For_Fuck-Ups_-2002.rar
ed2k Link: The Kings Of Nuthin' - Fight Songs... For Fuck-Ups (2002) geo187.rar




The Kings Of Nuthin' - Shit Out Of Luck (EP)
1 Shit Out Of Luck
2 Drive All Night
3 The Stomp


Direct Download: The_Kings_Of_Nuthin__-__Shit_Out_Of_Luck__EP__-2001.rar



The Kings Of Nuthin' - Get Busy Livin’ Or Get Busy Dyin'
1 Let It Burn
2 Kinf For A Day
3 Other Side Of Hope
4 Get Busy Livin' Or Get Busy Dyin'
5 Playing The Fool
6 Miss April
7 King Of Nuthin'
8 Boston Bound
9 My Hometown

Direct Download: The_Kings_Of_Nuthin-Get_Busy_Livin_Or_Get_Busy_Dyin.rar
ed2k Link: Kings of Nuthin' - Get Busy Livin' or Get Busy Dyin' geo187.rar





V A - The Kings Of Nuthin And The Briggs Split EP
01.kings of nuthin-lights out
02.kings of nuthin-justine
03.the briggs-happy new year

Direct Download: V_A_-_The_Kings_Of_Nuthin+The_Briggs_-Split_EP.rar
ed2k Link: The.Kings.of.Nuthin-The.Briggs-Split.EP.rar

http://www.kingsofnuthin.com
http://www.myspace.com/thekingsofnuthinboston

Also

I really do love the holidays.

Not Gone Yet

No, I'm just commuting.

I am and always have been, a sentimental flitcase. In fact, every year about this time I get a disturbing feeling of doom, not about Christmas, as I actually very much so enjoy Christmas, but more about the impending new year.

I never had any worries about Y2K - even while one of my great friends was curled up in a fetal position beneath his computer desk (for some odd reason) cuz he was SURE that God was gonna strike us all down at the stroke of the new millenium and made sure every minute of every day leading up to it that I knew this "fact" - and I have no worries for 2008. But something about watching another year pass always gives me this melancholy feeling that I can't shake.

Couple that with all of the impending changes in my life, the fact that my family and I will celebrate Christmas in no less than four cities in one weeks time and then in the next week move to Austin to full on start my new job at SXSW, yeah I'm freaking out.

I'm a nervy person in general (ask Devin, he'll tell you), and this combination of excitement and well anxiety I guess is why I haven't posted anything on this blog since I put the Hillbilly fracas up some time ago. There's no real point to this post other than to say Happy Holidays to all of y'all, do your best to get through it all and look forward to big things in 2008.

Real Talk.
Know'm Sayin'.
Um.

Yep.

See you at Slick Rick tonight? Warehouse Live? Free! www.scion.com/livemetro

Lets tip a few of them drinks.

Forget you ever read this.

P.S. This whole Pimp C thing also has my head a mess. R.I.P. to one of the main reasons any of you are even reading this blog. For if it wasn't for UGK, there may never have really ever been "Southern Rap." And here we sit.

Kill Your Idols + The Nerve Agents

V A - THE NERVE AGENTS + KILL YOUR IDOLS

Genre: Horrorcore

Rockzone.com review:

When 2 good bands release a split 7", the result is almost always amazing. That is true for the Nerve Agents/Kill Your Idols split.

When I first heard that these 2 of my favorite hardcore bands are doing a 7" split with each other, on Mankind Recods, I rushed to the store and picked this baby up. I first noticed how the album covers have a 40s/50s horror movie themes. The Nerve Agents side shows a Frankenstein shoving his hand in to a dead, or soon to be dead, person's mouth, while the Kill Your Idols side features a vampire crawling out of a trash can.

When I got home, I couldn't wait to pop this baby into my record player. What I heard was some good ol' in yer face hardcore from both bands, the only contrast that this 7" has, compared to the earlier releases by both bands, is that the songs have a horror movie type themes to them.

Each band does 3 hardcore gems. Kill Your Idols start the record off by doing "Empty Room," The song is about mourning over someone's death of a close person, possibly a spouse. The song "Green" is about missing a loved one, and how your life doesn't seem complete without that person. A cover of Scandal song "Good-bye To You" finishes the KIY side.

Nerve Agents side starts out with a song called "Planet Frankenstein." The song takes a dark glimpse into the future of how our planet will be taken over by superhuman creations. The song "Dead Man Walking" talks about a drug junkie; who has wasted his life and is no more than a dead man walking. The Nerve Agents side ends with a cover of David Bowie's song "Suffragette City" which is a nice ending to the 7", I must say.

Go out and get the split 7" and see what these 2, incredibly talented hardcore bands, have in store for you. Don't listen to the 7" at night because you may have trouble sleeping afterwards!

Alex Rud is a Staff Writer. Contact him at misftskull@aol.com.

V A - Kill Your Idols & The Nerve Agents - Split (2000)

o1. Kill Your Idols - Empty Room
02. Kill Your Idols - Green
03. Kill Your Idols - Goodbye To You
04. The Nerve Agents - Planet Frankenstein
05. The Nerve Agents - Dead Man Walking
06. The Nerve Agents - Suffragette City
V_A_-_Kill_Your_Idols___The_Nerve_Agents_-__Split__-2000.rar

The Nerve Agents - MySpace
Kill Your Idols - MySpace